• Front view of a man wearing a white t-shirt with a "I Eat Raptors for Breakfast" print
  • Side view of a man wearing the offroad humor t-shirt
  • Woman wearing a white t-shirt
  • Woman sitting with a white t-shirt with a "I Eat Raptors for Breakfast" print
  • Side view of a man wearing a white t-shirt
  • Side view of a man wearing a white t-shirt with a "I Eat Raptors for Breakfast" print
  • Rear view of the t-shirt showing a Gorilla eating a velociraptor
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I Eat Raptors for Breakfast - Unisex t-shirt

I Eat Raptors for Breakfast - Unisex t-shirt

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I Eat Raptors for Breakfast

Whether you're a fan of Jeeps or Toyotas, this "I Eat Raptors for Breakfast" T-shirt is sure to be a conversation starter. This one-of-a-kind unisex tee mocks the Ford Bronco Raptor and Ranger Raptor with its distinctive graphic of a gorilla devouring a velociraptor on the reverse side of the tee It's a fun way to show off your offroading passion.

About the Offroad Life T-Shirt

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

The 4x4 Offroad Humor T-Shirt is uniquely created for you once you make an order, leading to a slightly longer delivery time. By producing items on demand rather than in bulk, we significantly minimize overproduction. Therefore, your thoughtful purchasing decisions are greatly appreciated, as they contribute to a more sustainable environment.

  • Traceability:
    • Weaving—India, South Korea
    • Dyeing—El Salvador, California
    • Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
  • Contains 0% recycled polyester
  • Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

INCHES
SIZE LENGTH
(inches) 		WIDTH
(inches) 		CHEST
(inches)
XS 27 16½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
METRIC
SIZE LENGTH
(cm) 		WIDTH
(cm) 		CHEST
(cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165